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Doge Died (Again) at $0.129: The Range Is Broken

Dogecoin slips below $0.129 as range support gives way. The range is broken. Time to admit the meme is dead, says this cynical crypto analyst. What's next for the biggest joke coin....

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The Fed’s Hammack Just Torched Your Soft Landing Hopes

Fed’s Hammack tilts hawkish on rates, questions CPI drop as distorted, implying higher rates longer. Get the cynical crypto trader analysis here....

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Washington’s Crypto Bill Is A Bad Joke.

The SEC is still winning. I'm dumping the hype and getting real about the State of Crypto: Trying to figure out the market structure bill's prognosis....

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Tommy Lee’s Cleanup Crew: Fundstrat's Bitcoin Noise

We break down why institutional analysis is garbage, focusing on how Tom Lee responds to controversy surrounding Fundstrat’s differing bitcoin outlooks....

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Wall Street’s Funeral: Why “DeFi is Dead”

Maple Finance’s CEO dropped a bomb: DeFi is toast, but onchain markets are still going to eat Wall Street alive. A cynical deep dive....

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FED LIARS: Incoming Voter Just Killed Your Liquidity Party

The 'Incoming voter on interest rate policy, Cleveland Fed's Hammack says no more cuts' signal just dropped. Why your BTC and altcoins should be terrified....

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The Cut is Dead. Long Live the Pain.

Incoming voter on interest rate policy, Cleveland Fed's Hammack says no more cuts. A cynical crypto trader's take on sticky inflation and why the Fed is crushing risk assets....

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2026 Sucks: The Fidelity Suit Confirms It

We broke the charts down. Jurrien Timmer thinks 2026 will be flat, boring misery. He's probably right. Stack sats when nobody's looking....

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Wall Street Just Confirmed Your Pain: 2026 Sucks.

Jurrien Timmer at Fidelity says the four-year Bitcoin cycle is locked. We break down why lame 2026 is inevitable and why the suits finally get it....

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